More comments upon our blog, I am most pleased!. A Mr. Jeffman and Lord Likely have visited, gentlemen you are most welcome.
Wilhelm's invasion of West Cowes last night was not what might be called an overwhelming success. He enlisted the assistance of Eddie, presumably on the premise that two homicidal maniacs are better than one. This however proved to be his undoing.
Wilhelm had bribed a number of ne'er do wells from East Cowes to sail across the river in a commandeered vessel, halfway across Eddie murdered the captain of the vessel. When Wilhelm asked him why he had done this Eddie replied that it was in his nature. A fist fight then occurred between the two of them and all notions of a successful invasion were quickly lost.
A solution may be at hand as to the future concealment of the three recently deceased Fenian gentlemen currently residing in our ice house. My daughter Louise feels that they would provide excellent nutrients for the allotments at Swiss Cottage.
I have to go now as my son Arthur has just seen a meringue and is experiencing what I believe you now call 'post traumatic stress'. Stupid boy.
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Your Majesty! I have fulfilled my life's ambition in making your acquaintance! What is your view of allowing gorillas to serve in the Royal Navy? I assure you that we have been loyal to your kingdom since the days of Lord Nelson.
Mr. Bananas,
Gorillas would be most welcome to serve among our maritime elite. We already have 'powder monkeys' on board our ships, so gorillas should fit in admirably.
H.R.H. Victoria
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